tell me we'll never get used to it
- natasha vandalizing clint’s quiver WITH pi ctures of clint as a bird
- natasha using bucky’s arm like a whiteboard and writing the grocery list on it (“james don’t look at me like that look at how useful this is we can go shopping and don’t have to worry about misplacing a piece of paper”)
- natasha calling Steve “старпер” (old fart) and when he’s asleep she outlines his abs in permanent marker
- natasha dressing as a nesting doll for halloween
- natasha buying all of them socks with the russian flag on them for christmas.
- natasha texting tony in the middle of the night just with the poop emoji
- natasha sending bruce a complex coded message and telling him that she needs to figure out what it says because it’s urgent and lives depend on it, and he stays up for two nights to solve it and when he finally does, it spells out ‘lol sucker’
- natasha eats poptarts nonstop and when she figures out thor likes them too she blames all of the missing poptarts on him.
- natasha telling sam she spent days making him a really good mixtape and the only song on it is “i believe i can fly” 10 times